Slim Palmer
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July 26th, 2010 |
Had a dive down to the doctors this morning to get a check on some moley type things that have been appearing on my bod.
“Nothing to worry about.” I’m told. “Just a few seborrheic keratosis.”
Sebby what osis?
“Blistering barnacles!” as Cptn Haddock would say. Seems it’s something you get after you turn 50. They are known as ‘senile warts’ or the ‘barnacles of old age’. NO F * * * * ER TOLD ME THAT IN SCHOOL BIOLOGY!
Never mind… just a few years ‘til a bus pass / pension credits and being even more grumpy.