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May 23rd, 2010 |

“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil.”

Suspect: “I want a lawyer!” Gene: “I want to hump Britt Ekland - what you going to do?”

“She’s a nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.”

“Don’t move! You are surrounded by armed bastards!”

“She’s been in front of more beaks than Daffy Duck at a family knees up!”

“Drugs, eh? What’s the point? They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren’t there. My old grandma got that when she had a stroke.”

“So we’re looking for a bloke who’s done time? That narrows it down to most of planet Earth and the whole of Sunderland.”

“You killed the Quatro you dyke digging tosspot!”

Who is the man on the roof?

2 Responses to “Gene Genie Gems”

1. Naomi Says:
   May 23rd, 2010 at 08:45 PM This only confirms what everyone already knows: Heaven is the pub :)
2. Slim Says:
   May 23rd, 2010 at 09:02 PM There's more... "Ray, if you come in here again dressed as a teacher, I will paint your balls the colour of hazelnuts and inform a bag of squirrels that winter's coming!" "You great...soft...sissy...girlie...nancy...French...bender...Man-United supporting poof!"

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