I've Been...

May 24th, 2008 |

Yes, yes, I know… a month of not updating this blog. Despite now having a chair with my name on it at various doctor’s surgeries and hospitals I’m still alive.

My being big and butch I decided to have my throat ‘numbed’ for the endoscopy – which in fact I learned was a gastroscopy – I wouldn’t recommend it. Being knocked out seems much more favourable and less messy (I won’t go into that here).

The camera down the throat episode was closely followed by a dentist with pliers extracting three teeth. Drugs for this one. In there an hour and it seemed like five minutes.

Great, I thought, all the medical stuff out of the way… huh!

Two and a bit weeks of faceache, headache and toothache – even though the teeth were not there.

Back to the doctors to find I have an abscess – grrrrr!

All this time I have not written one word. Not one.

I’m seriously thinking of perhaps making a living by ‘spamming’ bookshops... might work… might not.

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